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#38 A Sailor Soldier’s Pride

MoonSticks #38 Star Gentle Uterus - A Sailor Soldier's Pride. featuring Sailor Star Maker/Taiki Kou, Sailor Uranus/Haruka Tenou and Sailor Star Healer/Yaten Kou

And a little extra alternate ending for those who prefer Star Fighter ;)

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289 thoughts on “#38 A Sailor Soldier’s Pride”

  8. Taiki’s attack is the most potent of all Sailor attacks- it gives the enemy PMS. ;D She’s widely feared for this awful power…

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    2. Remind me not to make Hikari-sama(SeraMyu actress for Taiki) angry. Although, can’t you just see her and Nao-sama(best Uranus ever) doing this during a fankan?

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  9. Yaten-sama laughed to Haruka-sama who laughed at Taiki-kun who said Uterus. (Taiki-kun because (s)he isn’t as cool as Yaten-sama or Haruka-sama)

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  12. Buahahahhahahah!!! *falls off her chair*

    I just HAVE TO share this one with my friends who are also Sailor Moon fans!!

    This is THE BEST ONE YET!!! I was dying of laughter every time I saw Taiki use him attack in the series, but you just made it even funnier!!! :D :D :D :D

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  13. OMFG awesome! XD I laughed so hard reading this! and I read this comic more like 143qw5456353 times and I still laugh! XD I just don’t understand why their attacks are so……..body part sounding…?

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  16. Can’t tell which is which because i haven’t seen stars in ages and blah blah blah and yes that was me I’m the same person as Rose so never mind my last comment justt SHUT UP

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  26. lol after i read this i went and read the rest XD they’re roflcopter worthy
    are you going to be making more? :3 i hope so!

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  32. lol and sensitive inferno isnt funny sounding? lol but yea…they must have run out of powers when they got to the starlights.World Shaking has got to be my fave by far :) (personal opinion)

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      1. i know right!?!i was cosplaying as saillor uranus for halloween a few years back and my friends threw a fit because i pronounce uranus like uronus but then they were saying it dirty so…

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  33. I knew it would Yaten that would start laughing at something like that. The ending seems better for Yaten than Seiya because of Yaten’s personality. I love it how you feature Haruka and the Starlights in these comics. <3 ^^

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  34. Wouldn’t it be positively mortifying if you were the youma of the day and had an actual giant sparkly womb hurtled at you? Violating AND pretty! … Btw I find the version with Seiya slightly more suiting because of the rivalry between him/her and Haruka… X3

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  40. Making fun of Uranus is totally not cool, Yaten! But Star Gentle Uterus… That’s hilarious.

    The best comic yet!

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    2. yaten as sailor star healer hes weaked out and thats a tottaly bad joke hes dum too not just rude but weird urans can just puch him she is stronger than jupiter

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  41. I luv this. its also uz i have neverliked the starlights (i only 7 episodes in to the stars season though) poor uranus

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  42. In the dub I saw, they intentionally avoided that pun by pronouncing her name “Sailor Urine-us,” but they ended up with an equally bad pun. TT_TT Even if you tweak the pronunciation, nothing good can come of the word “Uranus.” ^^;;;;;;;

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    2. It’s not just something they did in the anime. Officially, the pronunciation is changed. Plus, it’s not just the dub, regardless.

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  43. i luv dis comic taiki is my fav star light it is so funnie you really made taiki sound smart ans he was serious this was a awsome comic it was so funnie i think i will say this wit my friends on halloween

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  45. I can see Haruka going home to be chastised by Michiru for her ‘immaturity’,

    “I’ll show you MY gentle uterus!” >:(

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  46. The Uranus joke was never funny to me. I also get irritated when people ruin a good Uranus hentai pic by flooding it with “HURHUR IN URANUS!!!” comments.

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      1. Yeah. I just shrug it off since it’s such a stale joke. It’s only really annoying when they combine it with a lesbian joke.

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  47. This reminds me of all the fools on youtube who say things like this XD
    “LOLOL HER NAME IS UR ANUS”

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  49. I love the alternate one hehehe
    I expected fighter from the beginning. Although Fighter seems mor logical to mock Uranus, Yaten sounds funner LOL
    She is always so serious and in the comics she is funny. Honestly, that suits her hehehehe

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    1. Yeh ^_^!

      We already have Star Maker who is pretty serious most of the time, and seeing as Yaten is the more rude and blunt one- I thought it’s best to make her be the nasty one XD

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  50. LOL, so great!!! XD

    BTW, Chibi Jannifer, I’ve recently sent you an e-mail, have you received it?
    Please, kindly let me know. :)

    Thanks.

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      1. Oh O_O, really?
        I’ve used the form on your site… too bad you didn’t received it. ç_ç
        Please, kindly send me your address by mail, I’ll send you the message another time. =)

        Thank you very much.

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    2. Omg i thought about the funny memes when kids say the meme you did and im like sailor moon version of the meme is better

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  51. Oh wow, this was very smart! I laughed out loud, literally. Keep it up Chibi Jenn!
    P.S I look forward to your comics every Friday, you have inspired me to become a writer, I want to write stories so everyone can read them, like your comics. :3

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  52. Yes, Sailor Star Healer! Sailor Ur-anus! HAHAHAHAHA!!!! I noticed that when this little picture with funny captions pointed it out ^^ Oh wow, I never knew Yaten was so immature.

    Once again Seiya is not here (In the original, that is. I saw the alternate ending but I prefer this one because Yaten does something immature)… Probably with Usagi. ^-^’ And wow, Uranus looks ready to kill doesn’t she?

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  54. Win.

    Yaten amused me in this comic. Usually she is so quiet and overly serious. Seeing her lol over Ur-anus made me giggle.

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      1. Personally I love how you do that! It makes it seem like the serious attitude in the anime is just a front. Your Yaten is a goof ball at heart. ^.^

        I like it.

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  56. lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol

    *laughing dead* lol lol lol lol lol

    Ouch i get stomachache from so much laughing. :D

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  60. It’s simply BRILLIANT :D
    Ruka your joke backfired!!!
    poor maker her attack is funny but if anyone think about the rest of the attacks they are all funny :P
    I so can see Yaten making fun of Haruka :P. Actually If it was Seiya doing it Ruka would probably smacked her in the face and wouldn’t even take her seriously or even worst she would make a greater joke just to look superior :P and it would be also so retired to see Seiya arguing with Haruka, but Yaten doing so is so much better.
    also Uranus-Maker fight remind me of when Ono Hikari as Maker pushes Kimura Sanae[uranus] and then the latter goes other Hikari back stage :P [all that at the musicals] at the next stage Hikari was sitting at the one end and Sanae at the other end of the stage bahahah

    ps: thank you for your Reply to my email, I really appreciated :)

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    1. True, most of the senshi have awkward sounding attack names like “Moon Gorgeous Meditation”- which doesn’ tmake much sense but it least it’s not..embarrassing XD

      Thanks for the comment!! :D

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  61. XD Poor Maker. I understand the symbolism behind the attack, but I still can’t help but be amused when people bring this up.

    Even though Healer was a funny choice to do the whole UR-anus joke, somehow I see Fighter as more likely to do that…Seiya and Haruka are rivals after all… ^^;

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      1. I sure hope so. Seeing them fighting is hilarious, whether it be as rivals or ‘lovers’. XD

        (Yeah, SeiHaru is one of the few things I ship as crack…and canon too, but that’s another matter.)

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  63. OMG! I absolutely love this one! Actually, I love all the Moonsticks acts so far, but this has got to be one of my favorites. I was just hoping that you would make a comic about the good old “Gentle Uterus” attack name (which still cracks me up to this day XD), so it was a very pleasant surprise seeing the subject featured in this comic!

    The expressions are all so hilarious. Maker’s huge mouth in the first panel really made me lol. XD The last panel is great, too. Uranus looks like she’s pretty much ready to throttle Healer! XD

    As a long time lurker, first time poster, I want to say thank you, Chibi Jen, for making such adorable, endearing comics about a classic series that is still near and dear to many fans’ hearts even after all these years. I love your cute art style and hope you continue the wonderful work! Thank you for helping to keep Sailor Moon alive. :3

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  66. A Laser, an Inferno, and a Uterus? @_@;

    I always felt Maker got the short end of the stick when it came to her attack name haha…. Then I think its kinda humorous she has an attack after….female parts when shes…. a he in civilian form?

    And Uranus is the last to joke about privates!!!

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  67. OMG….this made me lol so hard. I always thought poor Maker got the worst phrase to yell out ever.

    Silly Healer…go and ruin Maker’s perfect point.

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    1. True, I would be pretty embarrassed yelling that out ..especially when there seems most emphasis on the last word XD XD

      And Uranus seems to have more pride in her name, ahah- look how angry she got XD

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  68. FUNNY!

    Ah… the hypocricy in this… Taiki says that the Outers are immature for something silly, yet Yaten over here is laughing his butt off at the name “Uranus.”

    Good times… good times…

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  71. I’ve been waiting for this one! So long!

    And the Uranus joke! My mom does that joke all the time! If she knew about Star Maker, she’d never stop! X3

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  72. ahahaha! I was so glad when I saw that you had updated, I’ve been stressed and I knew that you would make me laugh.:) And boy did you come through! XD

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  73. I almost have to wonder why it took you so long to tap into the comedy goldmine of that particular attack phrase. But then to turn it on it’s ear and make a Uranus joke as well? Classic.

    This has to be one of your best comics to date! Love it! You can really see the comedy getting more refined with each one. I hate to say it, but early on I thought these were kind of hit and miss, but you’ve definitely hit your stride!

    ::two thumbs up::

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    1. wow, thanks for such great compliments!
      Humor is quite hard to “hit” all the time, so there’s still a bit of dice rolling- hope I’ll be able to make more funny ones most (if not everyone) can appreciate :D

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  75. *Evil lough* Finely back from hiding tho sadly stuck on campus T_T

    Hmmm nice double burn here lol. I remember first hearing her attack I started laughing as well but then I had to double check just to make sure. When I check that it wasn’t just me I started laughing even harder. Tho I would haft to say that Uranus has a better name then that attack lol

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  76. Hit two birds (or rather names) with one stone. Nice going on that! I hate it when people get Uranus’ name wrong. My friend pronounced it wrong and I felt like slapping him. He said he was thinking of the metal (because we were talking about how some elements were named) uranium, and so the pronunciation came out wrong. I don’t know…

    On ‘Star Gentle Uterus’ I believe it has something to do with her being ‘Maker’ and ‘uterus’ is where babies grow and are made. So that’s why the attack was named that way, because of the origin of the her Sailor name. I remember reading that somewhere, I forgot where it was exactly. It still sounds funny when she uses the attack, especially those who may not consider exactly why it was chosen for the attack.

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    1. I actually pronounce it as like “uranium” – isn’t that correct? O_o Unless I’ve been calling it wrong all my life, I believe it’s pronounced that way for British English at least (Similar to how words like Tomato are pronounced “To-mai-to” and “To-mar-to”.

      Not sure if it’s considered wrong XD

      Someone please correct meh. lol

      I think you’re correct about the Uterus referencing “making” since she’s Star Maker… though it can still sound a bit awkward ^^;

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      1. Umm… I think how you would pronounce it is right also. I hope I didn’t insult how any accent or anything. I like British-like accents, and half the time I’m told I have one. ^.^ What he did was he was in the middle of saying ‘uranium’ and it switched to ‘Uranus’ while doing that the ‘a’ came out the wrong way. I don’t know, he thinks weird sometimes and he just gave that to me as the reason why saying the planet name wrong.

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          1. I used to pronounce it that way, but after watching Sailor Moon I switched over to the way they do it in the show. Gives lets me say it without immature people cracking jokes… And son’t worry. By the year 3000 she’ll be Sailor Urectum :P

          2. I am really curious now at how exactly is the pronunciation of “Uranus” in English.
            since I am a native Greek and the work Uranus is a Greek one I probably pronouncing it differently.
            is it in English like this: “You-rae-nus”?
            in Japanese it sounds more closely to the Greek pronunciation ウu ラra ヌnu スsu
            the first U sounds like the “u” from the “you” in Greek language is “Uranos” Ουρανός again with the “U” sounds like the “u” from the “you”.

            Do I even make sense??????

    1. haha, you think so? Seiya seems more civilized (well, at least towards the end of the series, where she wants everyone to work together)

      But Seiya does have a grudge xD ehehehe- good point.

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  79. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

    This was the best one yet… and not just cuz I’m totally biased towards anything with maker or anus jokes XD

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  80. Great as usual! These always brighten my week. Keep up the great work!

    I’ve always loved the Japanese pronunciation of “Uranus”. I’ve found myself pronouncing it that way here in the states.

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    1. Thank you Sage of Mudora, that’s very encouraging :)!

      And yesh, I love how the Japanese pronounce words, there’s this nice elegance to them…except..

      *suddenly reminded of how they pronounce “Venus” *shivers*

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          1. That reminds me of an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation where Data was reciting a dirty poem before Picard abruptly cut him off.

            Data: And there was a rather peculiar Limerick being delivered by someone in the shuttlecraft bay. I’m not sure I understand it. “There was a young lady from Venus, whose body was shaped like a—”

            Picard: Captain to security! Come in!!

            Data: Did I say something wrong?

            Worf: I don’t understand their humor, either.

  83. Oh, priceless! I’ve wanted for the longest time to see you tackle those jokes- and you have! Bravo, ChibiJen!

    And Yaten-kun/chan’s laugh is the icing on the cake.

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  86. ‘BWAHAHAHA” I love her laugh 8D
    THIS IS THE BEST E-V-E-R

    But come on! You shouldn’t treat Haruka in such a way XD

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  89. Lol this is soooo funny. But I gotta admit, I hate it when people say ‘Sailor UrANUS’ around me -.-… Thank goodness that’s not the real pronunciation!

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    1. haha! XD

      I hear in the English dub they pronounce it like Sailor “Yu-ri-ness” – Hey, just realised that sounds like “Yuri” XD
      But in Australia, I believe “Sailor Uranus” is pronounced as “Ur ANUS” o_o

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      1. … That’s surpiseingly fitting. Uranus and Neptune are one of the top Yuri couples out there non-shipping ones too boot.

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  90. YES!!!!!
    I am SO happy you touched base on this! I giggle everytime Maker uses her (his) attack. Maybe I am immature too!
    Also, I don’t know if they dubbed it different, but Uranus in the English versions I saw, they pronounced her name not to sound like Ur-anus, more like Ur-ann-ous (I don’t know if that makes a difference in anyone trying to read that, but they seemed to purposefully try to make it less – crass? It was also funny.

    Thanks for making me laugh.

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    1. yay, glad you like it Viv! ^.^

      Don’t worry, I’m sure many of us at least giggled upon hearing her attack name ^.^; I know I did. XD

      I think in North America it’s actually pronounced “Yuu-ri-ness” and not “Ur-ANUS” but I could be wrong @.@

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  94. LOL!!! Hilarious XD I love this comic because every frama is new and refreshing XD

    I loved Maker’s reaction to Uranus’ comment but Healer’s comment just sooo proved maker wrong lol

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    1. :D Thanks! I agree, it’s more interesting when the frames are different~ I’m hoping to keep all frames different where possible.

      Guess Healer really just ain’t as mature as Maker would like her to be XD

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