#72 Why Everyone Attacks Tokyo

MoonSticks Sailor Moon Comic/Doujinshi #72 Jadeite's Awesome Idea featuring Jadeite and Queen Beryl from the Dark Kingdom

Jadeite: Queen Beryl, I have an awesome idea.
Queen Beryl: Keep it short, Jadeite. I'm busy with my ball.

Jadeite: The Sailor Senshi all live in Japan. If we just attack a different country, like Australia, there's no way they can stop us.

Jadeite: All I need is $3000 to buy a plane ticket!

Queen Beryl: Too expensive.
[[Jadeite dies a little inside]]
[[Narrator: And so Jadeite's Great Plan never went ahead..]]

155 Responses to “#72 Why Everyone Attacks Tokyo”

  1. Lana April 28, 2014 at 7:20 am #

    Haha I’m not surprised the Dark Kingdom’s a little tight on cash. Between Jadeite’s radio show, fitness studio, cruise ship etc; Nephrite’s car and mansion; and Kunzite’s moon princess scouting plans, Beryl’s probably up to her neck in debts :P

    • Chibi Jennifer April 28, 2014 at 10:09 am #

      ahahahaha XDDDD Limited resources. It’s also my theory as to why Beryl doesn’t send out all her minions at a time to fight (since she’ll have to pay them XD)

    • Andy April 29, 2014 at 12:26 pm #

      Well, not every baddie can get to be Lex Luthor, you know. xD

      By the way, don’t forget the bus. Though, thinking of it now, he could’ve just popped a portal open somewhere at random and driven to pick up unsuspecting young female passengers there, instead of always passing in front of the same Shinto Shrine whose priestess might eventually catch on to what you’re doing.

  2. Michiko April 27, 2014 at 3:07 pm #

    I feel bad for Jadeite if Michiru heard about him targeting the Sydney Opera House, I don’t think she’d be happy about that.

  3. Waya-etsa April 27, 2014 at 7:53 am #

    Makes sense to me.

  4. SailorStar9 April 26, 2014 at 6:27 pm #

    Correct me if I’m wrong, but isn’t Jadeite the Commander of the Far East Division in the manga? So it’ll make more sense for him to suggest somewhere else, like China or Russia.

    • Chibi Jennifer April 27, 2014 at 7:55 am #

      I don’t think you should take this comic too seriously XD Maybe Jadeite just wants an excuse to check out the land down under ^__^

      • SailorStar9 April 28, 2014 at 9:55 am #

        Now that I think of it, if Jadeite commands the Far East Division, Nephrite controls the North American Division, Zoisite taking charge of the European Division, and Kunzite ruling over the Middle Eastern Division, then what about the rest of the world? *Is confused*

  5. Jenny8239 April 26, 2014 at 1:29 pm #

    HE KNOWS…..

    • Chibi Jennifer April 26, 2014 at 1:30 pm #

      Sucks to have a boss who doesn’t listen to you. XD

  6. jeanette9a April 26, 2014 at 9:47 am #

    you know if he really wanted to go they could pick pocket the money or steal a plane or a boat.
    but i’m just asking can’t they teleport? that’s it, it shows beeing evil makes one stupid to obvious things.

  7. MarioSonicMoon April 26, 2014 at 7:14 am #

    Really Jadeite? ^^;

  8. jaime-art April 26, 2014 at 7:13 am #

    Hehe, you have gotten in ahead of me :D
    I have been thinking about making a similar cartoon about all villains on the show who chose Tokyo for their evil plans, especially targeting family members/friends/colleagues of the Sailor Team at a place and at a time when one of them passes by :D
    Nice work *hug*

    • Chibi Jennifer April 26, 2014 at 7:23 am #

      haha yeah it’s really convenient. It’s like the senshi don’t even have to do much to track down the villains ^.^
      Thanks for the comment ^^

  9. Kanou April 26, 2014 at 7:12 am #

    omg I always wondered that XD

  10. CyCyN April 26, 2014 at 2:58 am #

    HaHAHHAhahaha!!! Busy with my ball! XDD
    wait…. is that how much it will cost you to get a flight to Tokyo from Aussie?! D:

    • Chibi Jennifer April 26, 2014 at 7:22 am #

      yaaay cycynnnn :D
      haha nah, it shouldn’t cost that much.. more like $1500 mark XD Jadeite probably wanted to increase his allowance so he could spent it on other goods while he’s there (on Holiday XD)

  11. JRiVe April 26, 2014 at 1:41 am #

    The most surprising part is, they’re using dollars even if they’re at Japan at the moment? xD

    • Chibi Jennifer April 26, 2014 at 7:20 am #

      I guess they haven’t..converted their North Pole dollars..? XD

  12. Eric April 26, 2014 at 1:39 am #

    This was actually covered in the Another Story SNES game. The senshi just went to wherever the enemies were…so the REAL problem is that there are always as many (or fewer than)enemy bosses as there are Senshi. If there were just ONE more baddy than Senshi, they wouldn’t be able to stop them all even if they all worked independently IN TOKYO.

    • Chibi Jennifer April 26, 2014 at 7:19 am #

      haha yes, and I loved it :D (Awesome underrated game, too XD)

  13. Toto-the-cat April 25, 2014 at 8:14 pm #

    LOLOL good point! XD … and lol @ ‘I am busy with my ball’. XD

  14. Tengger-Wolf April 25, 2014 at 8:12 pm #

    poor jeddy ^^ he tried so hard but this ugly bitch never acknowledged his effort ;_; i liked him so much… and for almost every evil helper someone cried, but no one for him ;_;
    yeah, i always wondered why every sailor senshi lived in japan and tokyo on top of that. and I asked myself whether there are more sailor senshis in the world :3

  15. ilovepinkhair April 25, 2014 at 6:36 pm #

    XD The sad part is, I never questioned that once. Awesome Work <3

  16. Mako-Fufu April 25, 2014 at 5:10 pm #

    Too bad they can’t teleport holding hands like the sailor scouts! XD
    Actually, if Queen Beryl would buy them tickets to a different country to each one, and they start gathering energy at the same time… the sailors couldn’t fight them, I’m not sure they can travel/teleport separated!

    Love your strips, keep them coming ♥

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 6:41 pm #

      hahaa yesh! Though in the Sailor Moon ‘Another Story’ RPG I think a similar thing happens where the enemy were all over the world and the senshi had to split up and fight alone! Pretty interesting ^^

      Thanks so much for your kind support <3

  17. ArthurT2013 April 25, 2014 at 5:09 pm #

    Perhaps she is broke and cannot lend him cash.

  18. SqueakyMcBeal April 25, 2014 at 4:29 pm #

    Yay! And wow! I didn’t know the Dark Kingdom has currency. :O

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 4:30 pm #

      ahahaha oh I love your reaction ^____^

      • SqueakyMcBeal April 26, 2014 at 7:04 am #

        ^___^

  19. DarkLies212 April 25, 2014 at 3:34 pm #

    Aaahahahah yess!

  20. FlyingPrincess April 25, 2014 at 3:20 pm #

    Beryl that is a great idea! I thought you were committed to being evil.

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 3:21 pm #

      hehehe, I guess she’s a little money conscious XD

  21. cerberus144 April 25, 2014 at 2:05 pm #

    They had a chance to Operate in America, but they knew they’d just get shot if they did.

  22. phoenixfirerising April 25, 2014 at 1:54 pm #

    You’ll notice they never think about going to the US. Because ‘Murica.

    That and we’d probably recruit them. >.>

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 2:03 pm #

      ^^”””

    • Zetastrophe April 26, 2014 at 1:42 am #

      Nah, it’s just that America would shoot the heck out of them

  23. Miss-Gravillian1992 April 25, 2014 at 12:44 pm #

    X’D poor Jadeite…

  24. A3Kitsune April 25, 2014 at 12:34 pm #

    With the new Sailor Moon anime, Jadeite’s plan may just be put into action. Attacking around the world for energy, and only attacking Tokyo for the mcguffin crystal (and to kill the princess).

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 12:47 pm #

      hahaha maaaybee!! Guess we’ll see XD

    • Zetastrophe April 26, 2014 at 1:45 am #

      Jadeite’s plan now has a bit more of trouble in the fact that she may have a lot of competition in the form of whatever group of terrorists are in the way. Seriously, a bomb-car kinda kills the energy sucking mood.

  25. Silverlegends April 25, 2014 at 12:32 pm #

    Hahahaha XD

    3000 bucks to go down under? RLY?

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 12:46 pm #

      jadeite probably didn’t spend much time researching for the cheapest option. XDDD

      • Silverlegends April 25, 2014 at 2:04 pm #

        Maybe if… They had done what the Simpsons did when they visited Japan, to wait for the airline to sell the tickets of those passengers that din’t showed up?

  26. Cinderell-o April 25, 2014 at 12:31 pm #

    is a true story with fireworks XD XD XD AWESOME PIC ahahahha!!!

  27. Lulu Hutaki April 25, 2014 at 11:16 am #

    and berryl keeps busy with the ball -3-

  28. Adam April 25, 2014 at 10:44 am #

    Hahaha. Is Australia that much more trouble to teleport to from D Point than Tokyo?

  29. Melissa April 25, 2014 at 10:44 am #

    lol I always wonder why it was always Tokyo.

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 10:48 am #

      Apart from the fact the main cast live there ;D

      • SailorStar9 May 16, 2014 at 10:22 am #

        I have a reason for that: it’s an unspoken rule that for an anime to be good, it *has* to be in Japan/wherever the good guys operate/live in. So, it isn’t Beryl being a cheapskate, she’s following the script!

  30. Chrissy April 25, 2014 at 10:43 am #

    lol! Thank goodness for expensive air tickets… Sydney is safe!

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 10:47 am #

      ahahaha yup!! Though.. nothing exciting ever happens in Sydney. XDDD

  31. Amy April 25, 2014 at 10:34 am #

    You’re sure you didn’t just want to beat Jadeite with a drop bear? :3

  32. Phaeton April 25, 2014 at 10:33 am #

    Didn’t Minako actually live abroad when she was Sailor V? Or is my memory tricking me into believing that Artemis and Minako have done quite a job protecting peace outside Japan also?

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 10:40 am #

      She was in London for a while…but I thought that was just fighting crime as oppose to actual evol villains XD

  33. Luke April 25, 2014 at 10:30 am #

    “Keep it short. I’m busy with my ball” hahaha

  34. passingfancyrae April 25, 2014 at 10:27 am #

    I always wondered why they didn’t just attack another country. Like Canada or Russia, for example, seeing as their technical “base” was supposed to be the North Pole…

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 10:38 am #

      haha yeah it doesn’t make much sense for them to be based in North pole and fly everyday over to Japan to gather energy….

      • passingfancyrae April 25, 2014 at 10:45 am #

        Maybe it was that underground tunnel thing they ran into in the last ep of season 1. It probably tunneled into a mini wormhole under the Bering Strait or something, that led directly under Tokyo, so they figured “hey, why not use this semi-magical, but mostly scientifical, tunnel thing to attack whatever country it comes out under? We’ll sure save a load on jet fuel that way, even if we don’t get the frequent flier miles!’
        And Metallia was probably all like, ‘finally, my minions are using their brains for something!’

  35. animaniac21285 April 25, 2014 at 10:17 am #

    LOL

  36. TennyCap April 25, 2014 at 10:14 am #

    You Make me laugh, never stop ;)

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 10:15 am #

      Thanks so much :) Your comment means a lot to me.

  37. Amanda Pereira April 25, 2014 at 10:05 am #

    In the SuperS movie the baddies actually target several European towns before attacking Japan.

  38. achacunsagloire April 25, 2014 at 9:00 am #

    Oh, I LOLed. xD

  39. Sabrblade April 25, 2014 at 8:54 am #

    And yet Beryl can afford to send him from the Arctic to Japan. :P

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:56 am #

      I think Beryl might need some Geography lessons XD

      • Sabrblade April 25, 2014 at 10:26 am #

        She can also send Nephrite to North America, Zoicite to Europe, and Kunzite to the Middle East… maybe she’s just being a cheapskate with Jadeite. P-:

        • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 10:37 am #

          I think its the latter ;D

          • Magus April 26, 2014 at 9:49 am #

            Considering it sounds like she just sets them up to fail, I think it might be both. :P

            Good comic as usual. :)

  40. SolarKitty-chan April 25, 2014 at 8:47 am #

    Hahaha poor, poor Jadeite. If only someone had listened to him, the Dark Kingdom could have ruled the world!

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:49 am #

      haha yeah.. XD Thanks for the comment <3

      • SolarKitty-chan April 26, 2014 at 7:04 am #

        Any time! I love your comics <3

  41. 345rv5 April 25, 2014 at 8:25 am #

    That’s a good question, why does everyone attack Japan ?Even galaxia herself just attacks Japan.

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:47 am #

      She didn’t even bother to take Mamo-chan’s Star Seed when he lands in the US XD

      • 345rv5 April 25, 2014 at 8:58 am #

        Yeah, she can travel across the galaxy in seconds and go to any part of the planet but just goes to Tokyo.

  42. StefBani April 25, 2014 at 8:23 am #

    XD so great. Though, I think they keep attacking Japan because of the huge power source (aka Sailor Moon and her Senshi) generate.
    Light attracts the dark. >:D
    Anyways, Jadeite is so adorable. :D

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:45 am #

      Thank you!! :D :D

      hahaha yeah, that explanation is the only one close to making some sense, but it always bugged me that EVERY ONE comes to Japan. Pure Heart Crystals? Japan. Dream Mirror? Japan. Star Seeds? Japan. XDDDD

      • StefBani April 25, 2014 at 8:49 am #

        X’D
        Japan is just a hot spot. ;P

  43. magic713 April 25, 2014 at 8:21 am #

    Budget. That’s what retires the best of plans.

    I kinda wonder what most of these ‘sit around’ bad guys do while their underlings are in the field.

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:45 am #

      ahahah yesh… I also wonder if they get paid to do their job… ^^”

  44. Mikey186 April 25, 2014 at 8:21 am #

    I hope they don’t destroy the ‘City of Angels’ (Los Angeles). That’s where I live.

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:45 am #

      hahaha, and I’m glad Beryl didn’t give Jadeite the green light. He seemed keen on Australia XD

      • Mikey186 April 25, 2014 at 8:53 am #

        Or ether of the 2 just want to be a star. Lol.

  45. GalaxyGoddess April 25, 2014 at 8:19 am #

    Even better, they can get to the north pole, and japan and back again, but uhhh

    lol so funny

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:44 am #

      YESSSH. hahahaah they’re located all the way in the North Pole…. and pick Japan out of all places XD

  46. Trevor911 April 25, 2014 at 8:16 am #

    oh geez XD is that why they never go to different countries?! they always attack tokyo where the sailor scouts LIVES,and not go to any country at all!!! I just don’t understand it,but it’s still funny rofl

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:44 am #

      Tokyo is the center of the universe. XDDDD

      • LamangoKaijura April 25, 2014 at 8:50 am #

        Every Giant monster, demonic being, alien empire all focus on Japan. It’s so bad, even in a recent Godzilla movie, 2001, they say ‘Can’t godzilla attack a different country for once? Why always Japan?”

      • Trevor911 April 25, 2014 at 10:13 am #

        XDDDDDDDD

  47. Hoshino-Libra April 25, 2014 at 8:15 am #

    I wonder if that ball of hers comes with Mario Kart.

  48. v-chan April 25, 2014 at 8:12 am #

    I’ve always wondered about this too. Every sentai show essentially had this happening. The monsters all spoke Japanese, conveniently too. Lol

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:43 am #

      And Aliens from outer space can speak it too.

      I mean really.. did the Sailor Star Lights have a Japan on their planet too..? XD

  49. V_Lix April 25, 2014 at 8:08 am #

    It is basically the equivalent of all those Hollywood movies in which the villains always put ‘Murica as their target of invasions, wars, etc etc ! XD and lol at Queen Beryl being busy with her ball, more like all the time xDD

    And I can see she is (or you are ? XD) still trying to show her bums off whenever possible hahaha. Lovin’ the recurring gag ! :[)

    • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 8:39 am #

      Thanks for the comment V_Lix! :D
      You have to wonder what Beryl actually does with the ball… At least Wiseman had a legit reason with his fortelling XDD So glad you noticed the Beryl gag too ;D I do wanna keep it consistent with MoonSticks #2, heheheee ^^

      • V_Lix April 25, 2014 at 5:59 pm #

        Omg I knooww… It’s so weird that she keeps fiddling with her ball most of the times we see her and we never know what she sees in that floating thang XD Yeah I’m so glad that you still keep the consistency of your comic as a continuity. Too bad it got obstructed with a box in MoonSticks #70 (Not that I’m a pervert for looking at Queen Beryl’s arse xD), although I later saw you’ve edited the pic and posted in on your FB page haha.

        One more thing, why does Jadeite (or the whole Dark Kingdom, for that matter) even bother paying for plane ticket fare when they have the so-called Dark Power ? I mean, they’re the villains for a reason lol XDDD

        • Chibi Jennifer April 25, 2014 at 7:02 pm #

          ahahha nope! They can just teleport anywhere they want, really. They do it all the time going to Tokyo, and heading back to their headquaters in North Pole. I was just poking some fun at Jadeite ;D

          And yes, I fixed the Beryl picture..at least the one posted on this site ^.^

  50. Lisa April 25, 2014 at 8:02 am #

    Hahahahahahahahahahaha. Jadeite is a genius! Queen Beryl lucked out by not listening to him! Best logic of all!

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